I was watching television last week, and a pesky ad-break ensued. A cartoon advert came out of nowhere, and I was intrigued.
‘it’s mummy and daddy’s anniversary, we’re making breakfast’ giggles the cartoon boy, named Josh. Josh is probably around the age of 5. His older brother, Johnny can’t be older than 8.
Josh seems to know a lot about fake butter for a 5 year old (#justsayin) I don’t know many 5 year olds who are concerned with the health benefits of fake butter, but there you go. Josh is different to the average 5 year old.
So Josh and Johnny and their dog (un-named) tumble up the stairs, and guess what? Their selfish parents are playing ‘wrestling’- without Josh. And apparently ‘mummy is quite good and it with daddy’. Classic Mummy. She’s such a hypocrite. She won’t let Josh even watch it on TV. Standard Mummy behaviour. Who even is she?
I have a few issues with this particular advert, which I shall now explain,
- Firstly, it’s an anniversary breakfast. Fake butter on toast? That’s it? Not even eggs? I mean at least bring out the big guns for anniversary, I expect Lurpak on special occasions. But whatever.
- What doesn’t Johnny speak? I think Josh takes up a lot of screen time. I would like Johnny’s view on sunflower goodness.
- Oh yeah, and 2 SMALL BOYS WALK IN ON THEIR PARENTS HAVING SEX.
- And what’s the dog’s name?
The advert ends with ‘we know family life doesn’t always go right’ – yeah tell that to your counsellor Josh. Flora might do a follow on advert, 20 years on. Josh is 25. He’s crying, his girlfriend left him because he inappropriately slathered her in fake butter and told her all the health benefits of omega 3, screaming ‘OMEGA-3 acids are VITAL for a normal metabolism’ then wrestles her to the ground. ‘EMBRACE THE SUNFLOWER GOODNESS’ he would sob, as his girlfriend leaves.
( you can watch the advert here )