I don’t know much about this world. There is nothing that I, Hannah Birt, am willing to vouch as fact… apart from this one piece of knowledge.
Since the dawn of time, there has been one constant truth that man and woman have agreed on.
THE BEST SAUSAGE ROLLS ARE FROM GREGGS THE BAKERS.
YOU WILL NEVER EAT A BETTER SAUSAGE ROLL IN ALL YOUR LIFE.
IT IS A TRUE FACT.
DO NOT DENY YOURSELF FROM THIS LIVING MASTERPIECE THAT HAS TAKEN FORM IN A PASTRY AND SAUSAGE MEAT BASED SNACK.
You may carry on with your evening. I hope I have imparted some crucial knowledge on to your mundane life existence.